"Red Dawn" To Be Remade

Do you remember that awesome fearmongering bratpackian feat of 80s cinema called RED DAWN?

Well, MGM plans to remake it.


Now the question is: do they use Russians again as the bad guys? Or the fearmongering boogeymen du jour?

Can the Republican Party get this made before the election?

How about C. Thomas Howell? Can we get him involved?


Oh man that movie made me so paranoid as a youngster...

But the "Say You, Say Me" scene in White Nights cleansed me of my fears of a Soviet world: